Ben Crystal: The North Korean fan club

Ben Crystal: The North Korean fan club

By Ben Crystal Ever since Lenin and the gang took old Karl Marx’s dream journal and made it a nightmarish reality, the biggest villains of communism have always enjoyed a cheering section among the American liberal elite. From The New York Times’ Walter Duranty running interference for Stalin’s gulag’n’genocide get-down, to Jane Fonda and her NVA photo-op, […]

Ben Crystal: Get out

Ben Crystal: Get out

By Ben Crystal As I’m writing this, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is staging some kind of junior-varsity filibuster on the House floor. The old girl is apparently making a stand against the “GOP’S LACK OF HUMANITY” regarding those poor victims of President Donald Trump and his evil Republican cabal’s racism: illegal aliens. At least, I […]

Ben Crystal: The State of their Union

Ben Crystal: The State of their Union

By Ben Crystal Let’s all thank the Democratic Party for helping out following President Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address last Tuesday evening.  Rather than keep us awake following a solid speech, albeit one that ran about 30 minutes longer than necessary, they offered their response during the president’s address, giving us all […]

Ben Crystal: The Mueller Show should be over

Ben Crystal: The Mueller Show should be over

By Ben Crystal All right kids, that’s enough. It’s high time that President Donald Trump fire Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Actually, it has been high time for the president to send Mueller back to the lecture circuit, but we have passed the point of Mueller’s flying circus being entertaining, and it being a spec script […]

Ben Crystal: Mr. Jorge’s wild (and illegal) ride

Ben Crystal: Mr. Jorge’s wild (and illegal) ride

By Ben Crystal Tragedy struck Monday afternoon in Detroit. An innocent man was dragged from his home, ripped from the loving embrace of his family and hurled out of the country by stormtroopers serving a fascist government bent on punishing good people to benefit bad. As his family, and a crowd of onlookers wept openly, […]

Ben Crystal: President Oprah

Ben Crystal: President Oprah

By Ben Crystal Like most Americans, I didn’t watch the Golden Globes ceremony the other night. While I have no issue with overfed millionaires honoring themselves as societal icons for pretending to be other people, I have no interest in watching them do it. So I didn’t see Oprah Winfrey deliver a rant which the […]

Ben Crystal: Madame Nikki

Ben Crystal: Madame Nikki

By Ben Crystal Not that the media will mention it much, what with their busy days of tail-chasing over President Donald Trump’s Twitter feed, but U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley has been flat-out killing it lately. Come to think of it, the dominant performance of a strong, determine and intelligent woman — […]

Ben Crystal: Un-funding the UN

Ben Crystal: Un-funding the UN

By Ben Crystal $1.2 billion. That’s how much you and I kick in to the United Nations every year. Thanks to America’s status as the financial heavyweight champions of the world, each year Joe and Joan Taxpayer contribute enough of their paychecks to the Mos Eisley of geopolitics to fund the approximate annual cost of: […]

Ben Crystal: Taking the cakeshop

Ben Crystal: Taking the cakeshop

By Ben Crystal Meet Mohammed. The fifth generation of his family to call the United States home, Mohammed lives the kind of life familiar to most Americans. He raises his kids, pays his taxes and looks forward to the next barbecue with his friends. Like millions of Americans, Mohammed owns a small business. “Mohammed’s House […]

Ben Crystal: Party of women

Ben Crystal: Party of women

By Ben Crystal I’ve said it before, and I’ve taken a ration of guff for it. But I’m going to say it again anyway: Roy Moore is a creep. I know this because non-creeps don’t compare themselves to the parents of our risen Lord to deflect charges that they carry torches for underage girls. Non-creeps […]

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